If you're impressed by my culinary skills and think that you'd like to attempt this incredibly complex recipe, here are the things you'll need:
1. Rice cakes
2. Peanut butter
3. Knife or finger
Instructions:
1. Remove peanut butter from jar with knife or finger.
2. Spread on rice cake.
3. Indulge simultaneously in rice cake and self pity.
You could also just dunk the rice cake directly in the peanut butter, which I have totally never done before.
Speaking of peanut butter, there's this:
And this:
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life." -- Bill Watterson
Yeah. Think about THAT.
Great post, Noel.
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