Here is my homemade blackberry wine for challenge no. 9 (drinkable!) with the labels now on it, perched confidently on my bar cart like a good bottle of wine should. If you are ever a guest at my house, I will force a glass upon you, and I predict it will go something like this:
Guest swirls wine in glass and takes a sip. Guest makes mildly unpleasant face, but quickly covers it up with an enthusiastic smile.
Guest: "Mmmmm...SO good. I can really taste the blueberries."
Me: "So glad you like it! You can just take that whole bottle home if you'd like."
Guest: "I would LOVE to, but you worked so hard to make it, I think you should keep it. Plus I can't feel my tongue anymore."